so we're releasing an iphone book on spam

And i'm wondering if i should be encouraging ppl to eat the canned meat.

it's meat. that's been canned. impregnated with everything artificial.

but why on earth does it taste so good?

have my tastebuds experienced a failure of subtle-flavour-response? has my tongue gone through so many cans of the stuff that i can settle for nothing less than MSG?

I fear I shall never love fresh cream, ripe strawberries, and pate on toast ever again.

Damn you Spam. Damn you.